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Beijing buzz (June 5, 2008)
emotion in China (May 25, 2008)
what 1 Euro could buy you if you came to visit (May 11, 2008)
on visa-runs and escaping hotel fires (May 4, 2008)
recent observations & discoveries (April 30, 2008)
on ordering water and near tricycle collisions (April 16, 2008)
on learning Chinese and on how to catch a bad flu at the park (April 10, 2008)
highlights (April 9, 2008)
Foreign media must have Facebook access during Olympics, IOC tells China (April 2, 2008)
Home Sweet Home (March 26, 2008)
Then and Now (March 26, 2008)
stranded bags! (March 8, 2008)
on visas, weddings, how to get free food & funny hair dos (March 4, 2008)
Warm greetings! (February 12, 2008)
A Whole New World (February 5, 2008)
Newness in the New Year (January 6, 2008)
The Feast of Life (November 23, 2007)
Our Paris (November 11, 2007)
A Freezing Wilderness Retreat (October 22, 2007)
Reflections from a Recovering Bride (October 8, 2007)
Mr. and Mrs. Brumme (September 29, 2007)
One Month and Counting (August 22, 2007)
Everything French (July 19, 2007)
Open Wide Your Mouths! (July 9, 2007)
Learning from Trees (July 3, 2007)
A City of Lights - The Paris of Central Europe (June 25, 2007)
Brumme's Descend on Europe (June 8, 2007)
I Said Yes! (May 13, 2007)
Liaisons and Goodness Abound (April 22, 2007)
Gourmet Cuisine Catastrophe (March 21, 2007)
It Really Has Been Too Long This Time (March 15, 2007)
The French Postal System, V-Day, and Other Tidbits (February 21, 2007)
Celebrating in Paris, Working in Oxford & Relaxing in the Alps (January 29, 2007)
With Ma Petite Amie at Last! (January 11, 2007)
Hanging on for the Ride (December 31, 2006)
A New Life (December 18, 2006)
I've Gotta Go See About a Girl (November 23, 2006)
On France (November 10, 2006)
Liberating Love, an Awkward Transition and Christmas Candy (November 1, 2006)
The Western Bible (October 20, 2006)
The Whole Church Gathered (October 3, 2006)
On Steve Irwin (September 7, 2006)
Lewis on Happiness (August 10, 2006)
The Tragic "Unthinkable Crisis" (July 27, 2006)
Not My Life (July 6, 2006)
The Two Year Reunion (June 10, 2006)
A Fishy Story Set Right (May 26, 2006)
Response to "The Wedding Planner" by Sagers (April 30, 2006)
White Bunnies and Bloody Lambs (April 14, 2006)
Flexing Our Political Muscle (March 22, 2006)
For Your Viewing Pleasure (March 7, 2006)
Come to Our Church! (February 21, 2006)
Peanuts and Airplanes (February 15, 2006)
Confessing My Ignorance (January 30, 2006)
The Jewish Kid Jesus (January 16, 2006)
Friends...A Dime a Dozen? (January 9, 2006)
Old Test Article Here (January 2, 2006)
So Much to Say...That Others Have Already Said (December 23, 2005)
Narnia - at last! (December 8, 2005)
Lewis on our Eating Disorder (December 1, 2005)
North Korea - Revealing the Darkness (November 20, 2005)
Shining - Like You've Never Seen it Before (November 15, 2005)
Are You Emerging? (November 3, 2005)
emotion in China (May 25, 2008)
what 1 Euro could buy you if you came to visit (May 11, 2008)
on visa-runs and escaping hotel fires (May 4, 2008)
recent observations & discoveries (April 30, 2008)
on ordering water and near tricycle collisions (April 16, 2008)
on learning Chinese and on how to catch a bad flu at the park (April 10, 2008)
highlights (April 9, 2008)
Foreign media must have Facebook access during Olympics, IOC tells China (April 2, 2008)
Home Sweet Home (March 26, 2008)
Then and Now (March 26, 2008)
stranded bags! (March 8, 2008)
on visas, weddings, how to get free food & funny hair dos (March 4, 2008)
Warm greetings! (February 12, 2008)
A Whole New World (February 5, 2008)
Newness in the New Year (January 6, 2008)
The Feast of Life (November 23, 2007)
Our Paris (November 11, 2007)
A Freezing Wilderness Retreat (October 22, 2007)
Reflections from a Recovering Bride (October 8, 2007)
Mr. and Mrs. Brumme (September 29, 2007)
One Month and Counting (August 22, 2007)
Everything French (July 19, 2007)
Open Wide Your Mouths! (July 9, 2007)
Learning from Trees (July 3, 2007)
A City of Lights - The Paris of Central Europe (June 25, 2007)
Brumme's Descend on Europe (June 8, 2007)
I Said Yes! (May 13, 2007)
Liaisons and Goodness Abound (April 22, 2007)
Gourmet Cuisine Catastrophe (March 21, 2007)
It Really Has Been Too Long This Time (March 15, 2007)
The French Postal System, V-Day, and Other Tidbits (February 21, 2007)
Celebrating in Paris, Working in Oxford & Relaxing in the Alps (January 29, 2007)
With Ma Petite Amie at Last! (January 11, 2007)
Hanging on for the Ride (December 31, 2006)
A New Life (December 18, 2006)
I've Gotta Go See About a Girl (November 23, 2006)
On France (November 10, 2006)
Liberating Love, an Awkward Transition and Christmas Candy (November 1, 2006)
The Western Bible (October 20, 2006)
The Whole Church Gathered (October 3, 2006)
On Steve Irwin (September 7, 2006)
Lewis on Happiness (August 10, 2006)
The Tragic "Unthinkable Crisis" (July 27, 2006)
Not My Life (July 6, 2006)
The Two Year Reunion (June 10, 2006)
A Fishy Story Set Right (May 26, 2006)
Response to "The Wedding Planner" by Sagers (April 30, 2006)
White Bunnies and Bloody Lambs (April 14, 2006)
Flexing Our Political Muscle (March 22, 2006)
For Your Viewing Pleasure (March 7, 2006)
Come to Our Church! (February 21, 2006)
Peanuts and Airplanes (February 15, 2006)
Confessing My Ignorance (January 30, 2006)
The Jewish Kid Jesus (January 16, 2006)
Friends...A Dime a Dozen? (January 9, 2006)
Old Test Article Here (January 2, 2006)
So Much to Say...That Others Have Already Said (December 23, 2005)
Narnia - at last! (December 8, 2005)
Lewis on our Eating Disorder (December 1, 2005)
North Korea - Revealing the Darkness (November 20, 2005)
Shining - Like You've Never Seen it Before (November 15, 2005)
Are You Emerging? (November 3, 2005)
A Life of Profound Significance (October 26, 2005)
The Earth at Your Fingertips (October 18, 2005)
A Surprise Appointment (October 15, 2005)
Wars and Rumors of Wars (October 3, 2005)
Laughing in the Rain (September 20, 2005)
Random Tid-Bits and Happenings (September 15, 2005)
Life and Death and Terrorists (August 30, 2005)
Girls and Boys and God (August 25, 2005)
Feasting and Worship (August 17, 2005)
Blogger's Block (August 6, 2005)
The Harvest in China (August 2, 2005)
Counting the Cost (July 24, 2005)
Absolutely Outstanding Bit of Writing (July 18, 2005)
Burning Alive (July 14, 2005)
Jesus and the Glory Golf Balls (July 10, 2005)
Those Things We Hold On To (July 7, 2005)
Grape Juice, Poured Out for the Forgiveness of Sin (June 30, 2005)
He Will Ruin Your Life (June 28, 2005)
A Bit of Perspective (June 25, 2005)
The Wedding Planner (June 22, 2005)
A Lesson in Patience Amidst Absurdity (June 16, 2005)
Fans of Hitler (June 15, 2005)
Crash and Stories (June 12, 2005)
Pastors and Leaders - Different Views (June 10, 2005)
Senior Pastors (June 5, 2005)
Ask and You Shall Receive (June 2, 2005)
What If (May 27, 2005)
The "Bible Study" (May 24, 2005)
The Future of Pixar (May 19, 2005)
The Mess We Christians Have Made (May 14, 2005)
Narnia Coming to the Big Screen (May 10, 2005)
Europe - Through the Lens of My Camera (May 7, 2005)
Same Sex Families (May 6, 2005)
Photos of Mercy (May 3, 2005)
Across an Ocean... (April 21, 2005)
The Picture, The Pope, and The Past Few Days (April 12, 2005)
In the Car with My (air) Guitar (April 6, 2005)
The Pope (April 4, 2005)
Resurrection Day (March 27, 2005)
Killing People (March 23, 2005)
Weekend of Surprises (March 22, 2005)
The Fray - Listen to this (March 12, 2005)
Akiane....This is Amazing (March 11, 2005)
Jesus Christ (March 8, 2005)
Worthy Thoughts on The Passion (March 7, 2005)
Dream Days at Church (March 3, 2005)
Peace Amidst Ambiguity (March 1, 2005)
A Verse I Hadn't Noticed Before (February 25, 2005)
McLaren and Hotel Rwanda...another perspective (February 19, 2005)
Brother Andrew is on to something (February 16, 2005)
My Valentine (February 14, 2005)
Homecoming...strange (February 13, 2005)
Hotel Rwanda (February 10, 2005)
The Update (February 6, 2005)
Malibu...Thailand...Palm Desert (January 1, 2005)
Get Ready Thailand...I'm Coming! (September 25, 2004)
God Speaks? Really? (May 29, 2004)
Life Beyond Graduation (May 1, 2004)
God's Faithfulness in Morocco (October 8, 2002)
Our Thoughts
May 26, 2006
A Fishy Story Set Right
I’ve been dealing with a barrage of mail from supportive fans and brutal enemies – all stemming from a slanderous posting on a “friend’s” site (a site setup literally to ruin lives – checkout the domain name).

The most common response was similar to this note from friend Wendy:
“nice stunt with the monster carp. Hilarious”
I also received a few negative emails like the following from “Miguel”:
“I find myself questioning everything I have always thought was true. Thank God that I have Chris Van Veltzer to remind me how a Christian acts. I hope you 'little joke,' was worth it. I will probably never recover from this disappointment...you should be ashamed.”
Such dramatic letters demand that the truth come forward. And so, while RuiningYourLifeAndMine.net claims my harmless practical joke with an oversize fish was as vicious as forcing someone to “taste urine”, such slander cannot go unanswered.

The Truth
The truth? Chris and Jonathan spent the week fishing – all day and all night. It was obsessive, and even unhealthy. Rob and I sought to intervene as good friends…but to no avail. The addiction only increased. At one point while Rob was lovingly expressing his concern, Chris shouted a series of expletives and then swung his fishing pole towards Rob seeking to hook his flesh on the fish hook. I intervened just in time, but such out-of-control behavior took place often over those days. In a similar way, Jonathan was so obsessed that he had no time to clean or cook the fish he caught – choosing instead to smash the fish against a rock before biting into it – scales and all (similar to Gollum in Lord of the Rings). We were sickened and saddened. Had it really come to this?

Moroni on the LakeNear the end of our trip, the addicts were again gone fishing, leaving Rob and I to cook and clean the house. As I was scrubbing the dock with my own toothbrush, I saw some sort of being appear over the lake just a few yards from the dock. He said his name was Moroni and that he was the god of the lake. He explained how he had heard of our trials, and because of our good service, he had decided to offer one last chance for change to Jonathan and Chris.

He said that he would cause the largest fish in the lake to leap onto the dock, and then instructed me to put forth a story about Rob having caught the fish. The purpose was to incite jealousy in Chris and Jonathan, and teach them that success in fishing will come by being faithful servants, not by obsessing over fishing day and night. He also said to carry this story forth for about an hour, giving enough time for the addicts to change their ways. No sooner had Moroni disappeared than a massive carp launched itself out of the water and landed on the dock next to me, flopping around.

The Giant CarpI called to Rob and shared the experience with him. He of course agreed we must be obedient, and so we called to the obsessive fishermen as Moroni instructed. They returned, and upon seeing the fish and its size, it seemed true repentance might be at hand. Maybe, just maybe, they had realized the extent of their unhealthy addiction and were ready to turn from their evil ways back to the light!

It seemed to really be working. Jonathan had caught a large bass, but in light of “Rob’s” large catch...he saw it was nothing. He was clearly impacted, and even shed a few tears. We were so encouraged. This continued for nearly an hour. But, as Moroni instructed, it was time for us to share the purpose of the large carp and the fictional story from Moroni. And so we did.

Sadly, any steps towards repentance were immediately thrown out the window as rage ensued. Chris and Jonathan didn’t know how to respond. It was clear that they had already been making an idol of the massive fish, and that in fact it was only further fueling their obsession. It was clear that not a hint of change was present in their hearts. I know Moroni was grieved – but he had given them another chance and they simply made an idol out of it. They were truly beyond help.

Rob and I washed our hands of the situation at that point. Over the final days at the lake, it seemed Moroni still had one more way to cure Chris and Jonathan up his sleeve. From that point forward, they never caught another fish. Though they tried day and night until we left, they ultimately found themselves disillusioned. After Rob and I packed up the car to go home, we carried the two desperate addicts to the car as they wept uncontrollably, and drove away from the lake.

As we rounded the final turn around the lake heading home, I caught a view of Moroni hovering over the lake. He shouted to me so I could hear as we drove past,
You and Rob did well this week,
despite the failures of the other two.
Of their futures I will now speak
And the other addictions they will pursue.

They shall fall quickly like Bob Dole.
For their lives are as bread with yeast.
One to the white apple.
One to the female beast.
As we drove on, I wasn’t sure what Moroni’s riddle meant, but I knew it would only be a matter of time before I found out. Little did I know just how soon…